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Ten Ways to Piss Off State Trooper

1. Mace him.
2. Flatulence.
3. Flip him the bird.
4. Call 911, ask for a date.
5. Make a pass at an officer of the same sex, hope they're straight.
6. Three words: Traffic Light Challenge.
7. Moan when he pats you down.
8. Pet the dog in his backseat.
9. #8 again, because it means at least three different things.
10. Crazy Glue lawn gnomes on the hood of his cruiser.


-Fly Free Forever.

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Anonymous said…
Also works for security guards, hired hands, union workers, striking union workers (though I didn't say that), parents for sure, state troopers, etc... It's a very versatile list.
5:46 PM
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