Based on personal experience I've come to a conclusion: There is a direct correlation between the attractiveness of the nurse and the discomfort had from bloodwork or an i.v. no bull shitting, I'm serious. Do you have any idea how much money I could make if I had a time machine and a dozen PS3's? Most boring jobs in the world.... The guy that puts the dimples on golf balls. The guy who checks to see if jigsaw puzzles have all the right pieces. Ann Coulter's dietitian. Michael Moore's dietitian. ATM Braille installer. The patent on Viagra has expired. Uh-oh. Mark McGuire didn't into the Hall of Fame. One down, one to go. We're coming for you Barry. Have you seen that new commercial about 3-5 second male enhancement? Yeah, it's called an erection Chief. Your grandparents have had more sex that you. Did you hear about the guy that got arrested for sniffing glue on the highway. He claimed false advertisement. Orgasm clears the sinuses. I've already menti...