Suspension of Disbelief

Cy Young: Jonathan Papelbon ERA: 3.10 W-L 19-4 K's: 248 Batting Title: Manny Ramirez AVG: .331 HR: 37 RBI: 164 Red Sox will win the World Series.

I welcome a time, a far, far off time, where conflict is absent, war has been silenced, and we can move on to more important issues like "What's for dinner?" and "What beats in the heart of a New England sports fan?". I welcome a day when we can realize that our differences in opinion are just that, differences in opinion, and they have, guess what, no tangible value whatsoever. This planet needs a serious gulp of grow up juice. Are we honestly fighting wars over dino fodder? Over who's beliefs are true? Over invisible boundaries? Reality check. They're wrong if their views lead to the desire of killing people who think otherwise. And hold on to your silk collars there gentlemen, you who fight to end fighting are just as wrong if not more. You're in denial. The bloodthirstiness of a man primeval runs through your veins as much as it does those who're trying to kill you. Society cannot justify war. There is no reason to spill blood. And until you ...

I realize that Google's multi-member blog can be confusing simply because they put the names of the authors at the very bottom of the articles. And since I'm always trying to make things easier, I've decided to make everything a bit easier. From now on anything written by me will be in its traditional color . However all posts by Dave or Terr, under the name TheDiscountedMonkeys will be highlighted in blue . Hopefully that clears up any undue difficulties.

Based on personal experience I've come to a conclusion: There is a direct correlation between the attractiveness of the nurse and the discomfort had from bloodwork or an i.v. no bull shitting, I'm serious. Do you have any idea how much money I could make if I had a time machine and a dozen PS3's? Most boring jobs in the world.... The guy that puts the dimples on golf balls. The guy who checks to see if jigsaw puzzles have all the right pieces. Ann Coulter's dietitian. Michael Moore's dietitian. ATM Braille installer. The patent on Viagra has expired. Uh-oh. Mark McGuire didn't into the Hall of Fame. One down, one to go. We're coming for you Barry. Have you seen that new commercial about 3-5 second male enhancement? Yeah, it's called an erection Chief. Your grandparents have had more sex that you. Did you hear about the guy that got arrested for sniffing glue on the highway. He claimed false advertisement. Orgasm clears the sinuses. I've already menti...

Since Google now owns Blogspot and reverted everything over to their servers, I was forced to make a few changes. Those changes included the now missing information in the sidebar. As Google likes to control how everything is done, perhaps more than you realize, I can't any longer alter it the way I had from it's original format. So, I may eventually figure out the new template language and how to manipulate Google's widget engine, but until that time, this is what we've got and I'm not going to stress over it. As for the new format in general, that was my change and had nothing to do with Google's meddling. I would like to pose one question though. At what point does Google become Microsoft? What I mean is at what point does the object of non-conformity become conform itself? Bureaucracy now abounds from Google, and I see the beginning of the end for their success. As always, FLYFREEFOREVER .

Mistaken stupidity sucks. I'll say it again: MISTAKEN STUPIDITY SUCKS. It has been the cause of more than its share of hurt. It's started wars even. One leader misrepresents the customs of another and we're a hair's width away from an "international conflict". (We don't call it war anymore.) Of course, the leader probably didn't mean what he said or did, most especially to the affect that it had on the recipient. And now the two nations are at odds over triviality and far be it for me to mediate the dispute behind it. I am not an unbiased observer in this game of life. I'm sure that at one point or another in my life I've caused others harm with the slip of my tongue. It wasn't intentional of course, just a slip. All I hope is that it was a slip, a mistake I won't soon repeat. For anyone I've wronged this way, all I can give is my apology and hope that in time I will regain your trust. I'm sorry, I truly am, for any such undue h...

This is the reason why God cannot exist.... Question: Can God heat up a burrito so hot that even he cannot bear to eat it? That's all, that's the answer to whether or not God can exist. The answer is no.