George W. Bush
For crimes against humanity
Dick Cheney
For being embarrassed of your daughter
Ann Coulter
The least worthy of any New York Times Best Selling fascist bitches.
Robert Blake
We all know what happened
O.J. Simpson
We all KNOW what you did
Jerry Falwell
No one with your credentials should be allowed to influence our youth
Bud Selig
You are a detriment to baseball
Rush Limbaugh
Hypocritical bastard
Tiger Woods
Awh, you're beatable, why don't you go cry
The Rock
You suck at life, get over it
Barry Bonds
You are a detriment to organized sports. Move to Pakistan and put us out of our misery
Chef
You couldn't stand the heat, so you got out of the kitchen
Darth Chef
No, don't ease off him, he's stupid, don't sink to his level
Republicans
All I have to say is, 49-48, democracy has spoken
God
If He smote that many people, I say it's high time to get a little pay back
Katrina victims
They need fucking homes
Pedophile priests
You like sticking your hot rod up little boys asses, then let me ram a hot poker up yours too you disgusting fucking excuse for a human being
Pearl Jam
For support of just causes
Gay marriage
Freedom for all
Peace
A place for me to rest my head
Free time
If time weren't so free, they'd be a hell of a lot more of it
Family Guy
The Simpsons are greater on every level. They are what you could only ever dream to be
Internet Ads
I don't want to visit a dating website, so stop pestering me
Nascar
For allowing a car sponsored by the Church of Scientology to run on the minor circuit
Global Warming non-believers
The extinction of the polar bear, penguin, and arctic fox, and changing weather patterns
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