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People (and Things) I Want to Get What's Coming to Them

George W. Bush
For crimes against humanity

Dick Cheney
For being embarrassed of your daughter

Ann Coulter
The least worthy of any New York Times Best Selling fascist bitches.

Robert Blake
We all know what happened

O.J. Simpson
We all KNOW what you did

Jerry Falwell
No one with your credentials should be allowed to influence our youth

Bud Selig
You are a detriment to baseball

Rush Limbaugh
Hypocritical bastard

Tiger Woods
Awh, you're beatable, why don't you go cry

The Rock
You suck at life, get over it

Barry Bonds
You are a detriment to organized sports. Move to Pakistan and put us out of our misery

Chef
You couldn't stand the heat, so you got out of the kitchen

Darth Chef
No, don't ease off him, he's stupid, don't sink to his level

Republicans
All I have to say is, 49-48, democracy has spoken

God
If He smote that many people, I say it's high time to get a little pay back

Katrina victims
They need fucking homes

Pedophile priests
You like sticking your hot rod up little boys asses, then let me ram a hot poker up yours too you disgusting fucking excuse for a human being

Pearl Jam
For support of just causes

Gay marriage
Freedom for all

Peace
A place for me to rest my head

Free time
If time weren't so free, they'd be a hell of a lot more of it

Family Guy
The Simpsons are greater on every level. They are what you could only ever dream to be

Internet Ads
I don't want to visit a dating website, so stop pestering me

Nascar
For allowing a car sponsored by the Church of Scientology to run on the minor circuit

Global Warming non-believers
The extinction of the polar bear, penguin, and arctic fox, and changing weather patterns

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