- To be my follower you must renounce all other authority.
- To be my follower you must recant the teachings of secularists.
- To be my follower you must believe that I am good and all else is bad.
- To be my follower you must reject empirical thought, as my word is law.
- My word is infallible.
- My word is eternal and everlasting.
- My word is the only authority.
- My word is sacred.
- My word is to be revered as are those who speak it.
- Those who speak against me are heretics.
- Those who deny my teachings are blasphemous.
- Those who forgo my lessons will be killed.
- Those who spread my word will be rewarded.
- Those who die for my cause will be exalted.
- Those who follow my instruction unquestionably will be saved.
- Saved are those who follow in my footsteps.
- Saved are those who cover their bodies.
- Saved are those who drink not from false prophets.
- Saved are those who defend the traditions of my nation.
- Saved are those who pray for my divine grace.
- Saved are those who denounce the idols of the western world.
- Saved are those who kill in my name.
My name is Mahmoud Ahmedinejad and I am your King.
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Now replace Mahmoud Ahmedinejad's name with God and reread this passage. Fun huh?
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